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B elow are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question.
You have to answer them instantly.

You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)




First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.
What position are you in?





































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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?







Second Question:
I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?












Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another 1000. Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....




































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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
......Maybe.





Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?













































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Did you Answer Nunu?

NO!
Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!









Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?







































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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!


:sarc: :p
 
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B elow are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question.
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?







Second Question:
I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
(scroll down)
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

Ken wel, je kan iemand op een rondje zetten. :p
 
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BRUGGE: Een moslim stapt in een taxi aan het station.

De klant zit nog maar goed neer als hij vraagt aan de chauffeur om de radio af te zetten. Ik wens deze muziek niet te beluisteren. Onze godsdienst verbiedt ons dit. Ten tijde van de profeet was er geen muziek en deze Westerse klanken zijn geschreven voor jullie ongelovigen!

De chauffeur zet de radio af, stopt ter hoogte van de steenstraat de wagen, stapt uit en opent de deur voor de moslim.
Wat doet u nu chauffeur? Waarom stopt u ?

De taxichauffeur antwoordt: ‘Ten tijde van de profeet waren er ook geen taxi's.’ Eruit en wacht maar tot er een kameel voorbij komt.

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