Zaterdag kwam Shrek 3 op TV, deze scene is echt geweldig:
Prince Charming:- You. You can’t lie, so tell me puppet, where is Shrek?
Pinocchio:- Uh, hmm, well, uh, I don’t know where he’s not.
Prince Charming:- Your telling me, you don’t know where Shrek is?
Pinocchio:- It wouldn’t be inaccurate to assume that I couldn’t exactly not say that it is or isn’t almost partially incorrect.
Prince Charming:- So you do know where he is?
Pinocchio:- On the contrary. I’m possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably (Prince Charming: “Stop it”) do or do not know where he shouldn’t probably be, if that indeed wasn’t where he isn’t. Even if he wasn’t at where I knew he was
wuahhaaaha