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Guess What I am

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Mr. Grillmeister
Funny Story Time! :)

Funny Story Time!:


Ik begin wel met een vraagstuk :D
Guess what I am????
 THIS TOOL, COMMONLY FOUND IN THE RANGE OF <8> INCHES LONG.
 THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.
 IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT ACTION.
 IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER.
 IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
 ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.
 WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, STICKY WHITE SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT.
 AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY
 HANGING STATE OF REST, READY FOR YET ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.

 WHAT AM I???????


 AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........
Klik om te vergroten...
 
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THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.
IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT ACTION.

ikke, ben gewild voor beide sexe (maar ben 109283278% hetero, jamer jongens)
en sta altijd klaar voor acktie, ik ben ok erg relax en vaak ook hard tergelijke tijd.
this gewoon een beschrijving van mij.
 
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I know I haven't known you very long
and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon ,
but I really need it badly. I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft.
If you would do this for me no one would ever know.
I am sure you can satisfy my needs and
I'd be very grateful if you would.
I am very desperate and I need your help.
You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry.
I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so.......
Klik om te vergroten...
Guess what i want from you:D
 
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