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    Wanneer het gepruts ten einde is, begint het plezier.

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    Haikus are easy.
    But sometimes they don't make sense.
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    Two men were drinking in the bar at the top of the Empire State Building.

    One turns to the other and says: “You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window.”

    The bartender overhears this, and just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping down the bar.

    The second man says: “What…… are you a nut? There is no way in hell that could happen!”
    The first man says: “No, it’s true, let me prove it to you.”

    He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and careens toward the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window, where he takes the elevator back up to the bar.

    The second man tells him: “You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one-time fluke.”
    The first man says: “No, it isn’t. I’ll prove it again!”

    And again he jumps and hurtles toward the street where the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window.

    Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it.

    The second man says: “Well, what the hell, it works, I’ll try it.”
    He jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, and passes the 11th……. 10th……. 9th……. and hits the sidewalk with a ‘splat.’

    Back upstairs, the bartender turns to the other drinker and says: “You know, Superman, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk.
    Haikus are easy.
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    In een treincoupe zitten 4 mensen

    Een nederlander

    Een marokkaan

    Een omaatje

    En een mooi blondje

    Plotseling rijd de trein
    een donkere tunnel in

    Na enkele ogenblikken hoort
    men het geluid van een kus
    gevolgd door het geluid
    van het geven van een oorveeg.

    De trein verlaat de donkere
    tunnel en de 4 mensen kijken
    elkaar nieuwsgierig aan.

    Ze zien niets bijzonders buiten
    dat de marokkaan over zijn
    pijnelijke gezicht aan het
    wrijven is .

    Het omaatje denkt

    Die marokkaan heeft dat blondje gekust en
    hiervoor een mep op zijn gezicht gekregen.

    Het mooi blondje denkt

    Die marokkaan wou blijkbaar mij kussen , maar heeft zich
    blijkbaar vergist en
    het omaatje gekust en hiervoor een knal gekregen.

    De marokkaan denkt

    Wat gebeurt mij nou ?
    Die nederlander kust dat blondje en zij slaat
    mij omdat ze vermoedt dat ik het was.

    De nederlander denkt

    Ik wou dat we in de volgende tunnel waren.
    Dan kus ik nogmaals op mijn hand en sla
    ik die marokkaan nog een keer op zijn bek.

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    Zalig... Mark hehe


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